- I'm running out of socks.
- I think I'm going to lay down on the floor, it's so warm.
- No cabbage on my toast, please.
- I haven't seen a single trash can in two hours.
- Why am I the only person who needs a napkin in this whole restaurant?
- Mmm, this convenience store fried chicken is delicious.
- There's mustard on my breakfast sandwich.
- Damn, octopus for lunch again.
- I just walked through a park at night and no one tried to rob/rape/murder me.
- Can I get more of the fried chicken flavored chips please?
- This subway smells nice.
- This is the toothbrush my bank gave me for opening an account.
- I'll pick up some new makeup in the subway station when I get there.
- Why is my drink so small?
- Hmm, it looks like I'm going to need to use the MEAT SCISSORS on this piece.
- Where can I get tea that DOESN'T taste like grain?
- Good thing I brought my own toilet paper.
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