Yeah, that's right, moving is awful. Even when I'm moving into a nicer place, I'd still rather stick pennies up my nose until I have to go to the ER.
I had the pleasure of being the last tenant in a dynasty of continuous renters that lasted approximately 10 years. When I moved in, 3.5 years ago, there was already so much crap that wasn't my roommate's it was unbelievable. When my brother took her spot, we removed a TON of crap. Two couches (one of which I had to saw into six pieces because it wouldn't fit out the door), a bunch of kitchen shit, other random things like books/DVDs etc. Now imagine cleaning EVERY LAST THING out of that place that has been gathering dust somewhere in the depths of a cabinet FOR TEN YEARS.
That being said, my new place is glorious - completely brand new everything in my unit, including the ever-elusive dishwasher and a working AC. I have a pool, a workout room with reasonably new equipment and I live ALONE. GOD LIVING ALONE IS SO MAGICAL. I haven't unpacked some things because I don't know where to put them, so they're in the middle of the floor. AND THAT'S OK.
I did, however, sense some problems when I found out that I was balcony-less and therefore was going to have to part with DirecTV, which I love like my firstborn son, but figured I'd get used to the new cable company. I found out that not only am I only allowed to have Time Warner Cable, but it's 9 billion percent more expensive for subpar TV and internet than my beautiful DirecTV even after the discounts expired. I call our complex's "representative" and he nicely speeds up my installation to the day before I move so I don't have to go one moment sans internet and TV. Thoughtful.
Once it's installed, I go to work trying to find my shows to record on the DVR. I NEED DVR. I have no idea when my shows are on, and usually I don't even know what day of the week it is anyway. DVR is my lifeline. I set it to record Suits and Chelsea Lately and went off to do some other shit. Fast forward to two days later, and there's nothing on my DVR. NOTHING. Chelsea is on every night, so there should have been at least two of those, but it was empty. I decided to go through the guide and manually choose to record something. The little red dot appeared next to the title so I thought in the not-too-distant future I'd have something to watch that was recorded. I was so wrong.
After a long call with everybody's favorite customer service, it was determined that my DVR was broken and they were going to send me a new box. Basically they screwed up on DAY 1. The new box arrives 36 hours later, which would have been unbearable if I didn't have Hulu and my obsessive binge-watching of Korean dramas, and I hook it up. I call to activate it and leave it for a while so it can download all the guides and whatnot.
Come to find out the second box they sent me was COMPLETELY worthless and wouldn't even show the correct time zone, so now I have two broken cable boxes in my home and a really shitty internet service that can barely handle streaming an hour-long show without stopping to load 3-4 times.
Since I finished my Korean series last night, I thought I'd take my TV-less day to do some laundry. I've been hoarding quarters for the past 6 years because I've needed them for laundry, but apparently my new place has a card service. Great! No more quarters! I push the button on the machine that says "buy new card" and it asks me to insert a $5 bill. I do so, and voila, my laundry card pops out. Unfortunately, I find out after filling the washer with my dirty clothes that $5 is the price OF THE CARD and it has absolutely no value. When I go back to the machine, it only has a cash slot, so I put in the $1 bills I had in my wallet. NOPE. DON'T WANT YOUR $1 BILLS, GO HOME ASSHOLE. WTF? Then a lady in the room said that it only takes bills IN INCREMENTS OF 5! There's no coin slot, there's no credit card slot, there's just a cash slot that discriminates against poor people.
So I have approximately $10 in quarters, $5 in ones, money in my bank account and a bag full of still-dirty clothes. WORTH. LESS. Once I stop being so angry I'll walk down to the gas station and get me some 5s, but GOD THAT IS SO STUPID. I HAVE LIKE 12 WAYS OF PAYING BUT YOU WANT THE ONE WAY I CANNOT PAY.
Someone punch me in the fucking face.