Saturday, November 15, 2014

BEST OF HONG KONG, ENGRISH EDITION

Inspired by my cousin, I've decided to compile my entire stash of Engrish clothing photos into one glorious blog.  I miss Hong Kong, probably because this is a hobby I can't enjoy in the US.
What ABOUT the classic camper van?

Chokebore?

I love it when random, unrelated words are written across my uterus.

I mean, why make up nonsensical English when it's right there for you?

Read the ice cream flavors.  I guarantee you don't want any of the Iraqi one...

TWITCH.  Is that like twerking?

Ironically when I would shop for these clothes it WAS happy and funny.

So...where's the Rottweiler?

YOU ARE THE SOLDIERS AND WE COMMAND YOU

Thanks, I think I will.

Seriously.  They didn't even try.

A very dramatic news piece if you read the paragraph...

It says "Queen We will."  How do you "queen?"

Together? 

Get with the trends, you moron.

EXCLLENT!

OKIWONT

I'm the worst slow.

Stalking is a universal language.

Ok...I can see that you're serious about this.

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